new instruments

I don't normally carry around student quizzes to show people, but two this past week were too good to pass up.
One of the questions required a list of 3 of the following 4 instruments: harp, English horn, bass clarinet, bass trombone

several of my students involuntarily created new instruments in answer to this question, but these were my 2 favorites: tropical bass, and bass hormone. yep, you read that one right.

Student quotes

Teacher, can you turn the sun off? It's hot out here!
-Achsah, 6th grade

Teacher, you're beautiful!
-Natalia, 1st grade

After being asked if they knew where in the Bible you could find "Be ye kind one to another" :

On page 25!
-Nicole, 1st grade